Hated.1

Julyann

Everyone Hated.1 person in the city

by Looks fake 323 July 28, 2025

hate coded

When you're in a hurry to solve a programming problem, and your solution results in a shittiest-rushed-even-yo-mama-would-be-embarrassed-of-you-algorithm, but it get the damn job done.

I was solving day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded the worst fucking solution! I'm not proud of it, but it worked.

by appalasian December 6, 2017

Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.

Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?

by Carrotlady May 3, 2021

Hate

When someone places nose I'm someone's ear frequently.

You hate me. I can prove it. You always put your nose in my ear.

by HatefulJack July 18, 2024

Hate Scam

Any situation where a fabricated incident pertaining to a Hate Crime is created in itself to incite violence for a specific agenda. This itself could be qualified under a hate crime, but typically doesn't carry the same consequences as a hate crime.

Eleanor: Did you hear about Jussie Smollett?
Ahmed: Yeah, that bullshit where he faked a hate crime to make white people seem bad? That should be a Hate Scam.

by PlayerIDMissing February 20, 2019

Hate Watch

Hate Watch means watching a team or player you dislike or even hate, primarily for the purpose of enjoying their potential failures or watching them lose. It’s driven by spite, rivalry, or strong personal bias, and the emotional payoff comes not from who wins, but who loses—specifically

• A Liverpool fan might hate watch a United game, hoping United lose.

• Someone might tune in just to root against a superstar player they think is overrated or arrogant.

by Deathcabforeli May 22, 2025

hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017