Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.

She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!

by Jay Mott November 13, 2016

grand aunt

Some one who is someones aunt and also their grand mother

That woman is my Grand aunt.

by barneynoballz November 17, 2016

Grainal

The act of filling one's anus before penetration.

Dude, Sarah said we could try grainal tonight!

by Blengfonker December 11, 2016

Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon

I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.

by juiceappleton January 5, 2017

grandaddy bad

The biggest and the baddest around. He is the "Grandaddy of all things bad"
Teacher of knowledge, a mentor to others.

What would Grandaddy Bad do?

by GBAD April 9, 2017

Grand Canyoning

After titfucking a busty girl, cum between her tits unexpectedly and let the cum flow down between her tits.
Her tits represent the scenery, and the flow of cum represent river Colorado.

The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.

Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."

by DepressedRetarded May 31, 2017

Granas

A danish word that means "Du er et miserabelt individ og jeg ønsker dig intet ringere end døden"

(roughly translates to: you're a miserable individual and I wish you nothing more than death)

Use:
1: Hey man, I like your shirt!
2: granas

by Julles June 8, 2017