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Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.
Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.
by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024
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gold freaker

when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you
Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*
by medangerousmuginmyammarsky January 9, 2023
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Irish Pot of Gold

When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.
He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.
by Arisstonn April 2, 2024
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Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands
We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!
by Gidonidus May 20, 2024
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Gold Diggilation

I was a victim of Gold Diggilation
by discomectin December 21, 2021
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Gold plastic syndrome

Gold plastic syndrome (GPS) is the phenomenon of a toy's plastic decomposing and becoming brittle to the point of shattering or crumbling under minimal-stress conditions.The term comes from Transformers fandom,referencing G2 Electro toy,but it's appliable to every other toyline.The main couse of GPS is unknown,but it's thought that certain plastics weren't mixed as well as others, possibly because of the metallic pigment or colouring, so they break down more quickly.
My G1 BlackZarak probably a victim of Gold Plastic Syndrome.It shattered before even transform him.
by ECWWCWWWF July 6, 2022
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Japanese gold

Japanese gold is gold in a different format. In this case, it is gold reserves. The term Japanese gold stems from Wall Street.
8 Million ounces of Japanese gold was purchased by the Czech National Bank
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025
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