Ape Gold!

Ape Gold! Is a version of the world gold! Whitch means very good! Ape Gold is even better! You don´t even have to think about if it is good or not! Its so good even an ape can understand that it is good!

I won 100 million dollars on the lottery its ape gold!
I´m currently dating a supermodel its ape gold!

by The Big Bear Bucket September 20, 2010

gold freaker

when you just learned minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks and you lol so hard that your penis ejaculates off of your body and hits your eye and next the penis returns holding your wife and drops it off and then the penijoker is released and you go on campus and after you return you trip on a airplane who the owner is minecraft steve and he kills you

Person 1:Did you know that minecraft steve can hold 171 chests inside each other
and in every layer there are a stack of gold blocks?
Person 2; N-
Person 3; I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Person 1; Person 3 is a gold freaker.
Person 3; uh oh, stinky!
*Person 3 dies*

by medangerousmuginmyammarsky January 9, 2023

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

Charming Gold

A Gay guy who has a body with amazing birthing hips like Stolas from Helluva Boss, it is said to be that Charming Gold is a Thousand year old Mofo that every girl and guy will fall for his bullshiz

Annonymous 1: Who is Blue and Gay?
Annonymous 2: Charming Gold!
Annonymous: Correct!
Annonymous 3: Why r u gay?

by Nitron Golden Rex December 13, 2021

burying the gold

When a man intentionally(or intentionally) pees into a woman's(or man's) ass while balls deep. It important that the "dirty cave"/ lower rectum is full of feces and the pressure of urination is such that the urine makes it past the feces. Successfully executed, the receiver may not be aware gold was buried until their next bowel movement.

Mary "WTF, Chris keeps burying the gold so deep that I shit out his piss the next day"

by rebornfungus January 31, 2016

goin for gold

Trying to win something

Jeff: hey, my names Jeff and im goin for gold

by sweetpussylips77 April 11, 2015

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022