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Funk Blast

A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.
"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
by Funk Blaster July 17, 2010
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skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).
1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"
by roo bear! June 19, 2006
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homie g funk dog

Something Justin says when he's drunk to a black guy in an alley.
*black dude* Sup' yo?
*Justin* Nothing Homie G Funk Dog!
by ZacsPenny February 24, 2004
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funkymastyler

A hairstyle made up by a young 14 year old boy in manchester UK. It has a quiff at the front and all messy at the back!!
That is one nice funkymastyler
by Siddy March 5, 2005
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funkyazz

Man move with yo funkyazz!
by Aashley May 13, 2008
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funkychumpnut

A guy who likes nutting and going nuts. Makes a big mess and blames it on others all. the. TIME. He has made up his own language which might be be used by everyone soon. Doesn't know how to spell capricorn. and spells it like cornucopia sometimes captiraitons. Also calls himself The Nut.
Friend 1: "Bro is always talking about going nuts and some shit about nutting."
Friend 2: "God, must be one of those funkychumpnuts"
by kindamid July 2, 2022
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FunkyFrogBait

A: i watch FunkyFrogBait
B: who's that
A: GASP.
by MasonIsntFunny September 30, 2023
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