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Female Crush Friday

My Female Crush Friday is Beyonce
by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019
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Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts
“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died
by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019
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Slap ass Friday

When you want to slap booty this day is a Godsend if you want to complete the challenge then okay
by Beanieboy April 7, 2019
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black friday

aye ima get my hooker sale today in black friday
by Hentai_lover696969 December 2, 2019
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Black Friday

A world's consumerism day
Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
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Black boy friday

We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!
yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am
by cookinsumchicken June 5, 2019
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