Skip to main content

San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
by TeamCook January 2, 2020
mugGet the San Francisco handiwipe mug.

San Francisco Finger Trap

When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....
by TheDoomGuy211 February 4, 2020
mugGet the San Francisco Finger Trap mug.

alexander franchescetti

one of the hottest and sweetest guys you’ll ever meet, he is also funny and has an amazing laugh. every time you are around him you wanna smile cause he brings light to your day, he is also a really great friend. he supports you and will give you a hug when you need it. make sure you be-friend him cause he’s a keeper.
person 1: why are you so happy?
person 2: cause i just hung out with alexander franchescetti! what a great guy.
by alex’s rly good friend March 6, 2020
mugGet the alexander franchescetti mug.

san francisco typist

A joke for people who use the ‘hunt and peckmethod for typing
The new office secretary pulled a San Francisco typist routine- huntin pecker
by CO1224 March 13, 2020
mugGet the san francisco typist mug.

San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.
Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.
by IUD or IED? May 5, 2020
mugGet the San Francisco Tractor Pull mug.

San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.
Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.
by Kakeman May 7, 2020
mugGet the San Francisco Door Stop mug.

Matthias Francisco

A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.
Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020
mugGet the Matthias Francisco mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email