Cunt Flap

The Meaty Curtain Flab of Flesh billowing over the Clit mountain.

Where is it, I cannot encroach upon thy Clit Mountain, for there is a mighty Cunt Flap obscuring my approach?!?!

by Bupp&Zeider January 26, 2025

Tuna flapping

Female masterbation

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.

by Kweenweis May 3, 2018

a raging sack of cunt flaps

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.

What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.

Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"

by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011

Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

by Azketta August 13, 2022

Flapping

To bail on a plan. Usually with a pitiful excuse. If the person does this often enough, they become the queen of flaps.

Also can use Flap

Jed - "Sorry, I know I said I'd come but I have a cold."

Sam - "You're flapping then?"

Jed - "No I just dont feel well.

Sam - "Dont flap man! It will be more boring."

Amanda - "This is the 5th time you've done this now Jed. You're becoming the queen of flaps."

Jed- "Fine I'll go."

by Jbot74 May 28, 2020

Flapping

An idiot who is incessantly flapping there jaw at you or in your ear possibly spit coming out of the idiots mouth.

Meaning: Could you stop flapping in my ear man why can't you just shut the fuck up!

Stop flapping in my ear man! step back! give me some fucking space and shut the fuck up.

by BillLaRocco September 13, 2023