Fire Fluffer

He/She who holds stick to fluff fire

Big rugby man holds big wooden stick in big wooden chair around a fire and is designated as the fire fluffer.

by Penny Cushing May 2, 2020

Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

Fire in the Hole

When a car is coming down the block and you want all the kids to get against the wall so they don't get run over, you yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE". The Uncle Har trademark of Daly St.

"Fire in the Hole"! As a big ass car drives down the block!

by PhillySpecialK August 1, 2020

Fire breathing dragon

When a ginger(redhead) male smears their penis in hot sauce and expects a blowjob.

"did you hear Billy asked for a fire breathing dragon last night?"

by Canadianbacn16 August 18, 2020

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

fire in the house

Good drugs in the house

Fire in the house

by anonymous October 5, 2020

Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020