When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020
Get the Friendly Firemug. by Krkič March 29, 2019
Get the fire-ringinmug. When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).
"Hey Jim, I heard that Janice fired you last night at her retirement party."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."
by Jmd555RivCa March 27, 2009
Get the Retire-Firemug. Person 1: Where are my pictures of Spider-Man!?
Person 2: I couldn't get them yet.
Person 1: You're Fired! get out of my building!
Person 2: I couldn't get them yet.
Person 1: You're Fired! get out of my building!
by Mr_NRG16 November 19, 2020
Get the You're Firedmug. When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018
Get the Return firemug. Rage-fire. An extreme bonfire fuelled by spousal betrayal as in my partner got caught cheating with an ugly munter.
Rage-fire. As in I had a RAGE -FIRE today, I burnt all the cheating ******s belongings in the garden
by I go the crazies August 18, 2021
Get the Rage-firemug.