carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.

" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."

by ryloken07 September 12, 2016

em and em

A Guy who shows up with a different female every night.

Bobby Ray is such an em and em.

by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017

mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 18, 2024

Fuck em and feed em to the fish

definition-
fuck them

quoted by Trenton T Curtin

Person 1: your friends are assholes.
Person 2: Fuck em and feed em to the fish.

by Tr3nt0n T Curt1n May 15, 2024

Faced em

To shoot someone in the face

They caught that west side nigga an faced em

by East side black June 24, 2022

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023

ems

end my self.

ok so i guess ill just ems💔.

by dxg.zm February 24, 2025