stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016

drunk bulb

An idea had while drunk

Dude I'm so drunk I have a great idea lets go streaking at WalMart . Dude that's a bad idea what a drunk bulb

by gizmorpheus December 21, 2014

Seattle Drunk

The act of going from being mild mannered successful desk jockeys by day, to righteous party gods by night. One cannot simply impede someone who has achieved Seattle drunk but merely hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude i got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? But did you get Seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol F*ck no, I only had like 8 shots & 10 beers. Im only flesh & blood...

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

Drunk Dillon

Someone who gets fucked up to a point when they shit their pants.

Last night, Paul got Drunk Dillon after the party.

by $hitpedia February 16, 2017

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

pillow drunk

The point when, after having been awake for an extended period of time, a person becomes unusually hyper and loopy, somewhat mimicking the effects of being drunk. Usually lasts anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, and is almost always followed by a harsh crash.

After being awake for 30 hours, I was so pillow drunk that I couldn't stop laughing at the word "bubbly".

by Firestorm515 November 29, 2016

Gamer's Drunk

the inebriated state you get in when you're up late, whether your playing a game or just on the internet, and you realize its much later than you thought, and everything is alot funnier and techno music is as good as drugs

1. I wish I was Gamer's Drunk so I could appreciate this song better.
2. He must have been Gamer's Drunk when i played with him cuz he laughed the entire time we played the match.

by Baznad Damian Typo November 27, 2009