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an alternate word for “dildo”, more short and catchy
tom: “shit, look at billy, he’s got a dild all the way up his sphinc right now
dild by splart April 15, 2024

Auto-Dido Syndrome 

The phenomena of individuals who purposely or subconsciously seek out partners who they know will hurt and/or abandon them. It is usually manifests from unresolved commitment and self-image issues. It is named for Queen Dido of the Aeneid and her desolation and death following her affair with Aeneas.
We all know why he dated her, he hasn't addressed his Auto-Dido Syndrome.

dido ass nigga 

a lame copycat who is unoriginal and tries to be funny or tuff
shut up dido ass nigga

you a dido fuck boy
dido ass nigga by anonymous November 30, 2024

Doing a Dido 

When you realise you have a Classical Civilization or Ancient History lesson at 9am tomorrow, so you put some revision of book 4 of the Aeneid into 'practice'.
"hey did you hear about Joe!?"
"yeah, I heard he hadn't done the worksheet on book 10 for today so he was doing a dido"

"its a bit extreme"
"yeah I know, yikes"
Doing a Dido by Olosodo November 3, 2019

A shame of dildi 

A collection of several dildos, often times of varied shapes, styles. Some choose to keep their shame of dildi in a secret location, while others proudly display them in a more public setting - like a bathroom shelf.
Frank was quite embarrassed when his mother found a shame of dildi in his closet.
A shame of dildi by Im2shy October 1, 2011