flava crystals

The white crust of dried spit that gathers in the corners of ones mouth, a la Flava Flav.

Did you watch flavor of love last week? He had the flava crystals kickin!

by Chris Jke March 24, 2008

Your Cup is Crying

A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.

Jenny, your cup is crying. Move it to the other side of your plate, please.

by FlyingTackle November 27, 2009

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Cryptochroniccunalight

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.

by TheFuegoMiester April 21, 2008

cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

Crymax

To sob or cry after sex

"Taylor was so emotional after sex, he crymaxed"

"Taylor thought he was in a safe-zone in Matt's car and admitted that he once crymaxed. It turned out that Matt's car was not a safe-zone."

by SozTDawg May 29, 2013

Crylenol

A substance given for someone over reacting or whining about nothing.

Guy 1: OWWWW, i stubbed my toe
Guy 2: Hey, you want some crylenol??

by AC December 15, 2003