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Crap

A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
WHAT THE CRAP! DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS?! You get the idea.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
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Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.
by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016
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"Oh Crap"

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Crap

I'm not doing his crap
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
by Raffik November 3, 2007
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Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023
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Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!
by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020
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