Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

Colonopee

COLON-O-PEE
Similar to a Colonoscopy but with the main instrument of use being a penis. Also known as pee-in-her-butt.

Guy 1: Dude that chick is bangin!
Pimp-ass-mofo: Yeah, I'd give her a colonopee

by Isa-Denver July 9, 2017

colonial power

When a dick is strongly aggressive towards dogs

My colonial power is angry

by Emialiefhsdf August 16, 2017

Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

by The Vacuum January 15, 2018

Coltyn Edward Wright

Coltyn Edward Wright is the sweetest and most kind boy in the world. He always knows how to make people smile and laugh. He loves to hunt and fish and his favorite place is Hayward Wisconsin. Everybody he knows loves him. He loves big dogs including mastiffs, rotwhilers, and great danes. Coltyn is the sweetest, sexiest, thiccist, boy you will ever meet.

OMG I need me a Coltyn Edward Wright!!!

by 111817 July 6, 2018

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Coltog

A nickname or insult directed towards someone with the name Colton. Replacing the n with a g is like saying "Ugh it's Colton." or "Colton is a cog."; cog being used because they're normally in machinery and machinery is meant to be used.

"It's fucking Coltog again." "Oh look Coltog! He normally carries a sack lunch, go ask for his."

by ChickenAndRiceFights September 25, 2018