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Port Chester Slap

the "Port Chester Slap" occurs in only one situation. A guy is hitting it from the back and pretends to cum on the girl's ass. Instead, he cums in his hand. The girl turns around and the guy slaps her across the face with his hand filled with cum. Don't ask why it's called the Port Chester Slap, God only knows.
Derived from the deepest parts of Westchester NY only those who dare to cum on their girl's back have the chance at hitting her with the "Port Chester slap"
Dirty as fuck.
by userxx35s#x November 8, 2022
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Flamin' Chester

Finger banging someone with flamin hot cheetos dust on your finger tips.
Tommy got dumped, he forgot to wash his hands and accidentally gave his girl a Flamin' Chester.
by FilthyFozzie October 4, 2022
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Cheeky Chester

What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.
"Were you just trying to put your finger in my butt? You Cheeky Chester, you!"
by SpaceyStars January 8, 2023
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Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023
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Un-Clusterfuck

The process of undoing or resolving a chaotic or disorganized situation in a calm and efficient manner. Essentially, it refers to the act of bringing order and clarity to a situation that was previously a complete mess.
We have to un-clusterfuck this asap.
by Cyrus Caffrey May 5, 2023
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Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.
Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.
by Real_hippie September 19, 2023
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Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.
Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft
by Mingeyc October 29, 2023
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