white chocolate

1. a white dude with a huge dick.

Holy shit smoove, I didn't realize you were packin' a white chocolate Toblerone!

by Smoove B March 15, 2005

chocolate eyepatch

What you get when brown eye meets pink eye.

Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.

by !steamboatwilly November 12, 2021

Chocolate Mousse

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

by Nightmare52 November 22, 2019

Chocolate Eclair

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.

Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.

by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019

chocolate johnny

When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.

Alternative term for shitdick

Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny”

by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019

Chocolate Rocks

A synonym for feces or defecate.

"Dude, you just stepped in a dog's chocolate rocks"

by ilovemycatalex August 31, 2011

Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.

Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here

by Christato February 05, 2012