Chainsaw

Noisy power tool with moving cerrated metal blade designed for ease of chopping down trees and other such tasks. A lot cooler than knives, at any rate, and make great murder weapons.

Somebody beheaded me with a rusty chainsaw

by Vex December 20, 2004

chainsaw massacre

a girl or guy who has braces which then gives oral to the opposite sex leaving scratches and bleeding;uncontrollable pain for the other person.

"Budd, she's a complete chainsaw massacre""

by experiencer December 25, 2009

caining

The word caining comes from a primitive method of stealing from shops especially ones that sell clothes. The process of caining involves pushing a long bamboo cain through the letter box of the shop you are trying to rob and hooking items (IE clothes) off the rails and by tilting the cain upwards the items slide to the mouth of the letter box where they are easily pulled though. The phrase became associated with the UK drug culture in the mid 90's as caining was an easy way of obtaining money to buy drugs.
The word 'cained' refers to being off your face with the money you made from caining.As the price of drugs like Ecstasy dropped as much as 1/20th of the original street price the need for large amounts of money to buy drugs had decreased and the word is now used as a general term that refers to any state of altered consciousness gained through the use of illegal drugs.
If someone is said to be cained it usually means they have taken so much mind altering substances that they are physically incapable of taking any more.

" ...you were caining loads of pills last night dude..

by Snowy_uk_west April 14, 2006

off the chains

cool as shit

dem rims is off the chians

by smokey January 9, 2004

chainsaw mullet

A man with a mullet who works at, or is visiting a hardware store to purchase or sell a chainsaw. Mullet enthusiasts proclaim that this mullet is one of the most rare mullets to find.

Larry- " I've been hitting up the hardware store every day, and I still can't find the chainsaw mullet."

Andy- " Dude, I found my chainsaw mullet at a put-and-take center. I'd check there."

by Cameron C July 1, 2008

Chains of Honor

the best band that goes to CNS!

all members of the band are only 15
and they kick ass

john: Chains of Honor are fucking AWESOME!
mark: I KNOW !

by lawerence fishburn February 22, 2009

Chainwallet

A room mate with a particular sadistic sense of things. Normally not found in the wild, a Chainwallet normally majors in history because of their extreme hatred for math or anything imaginary. Has immense amounts of sex appeal, but because a Chainwallet will never leave its room, they are normally freaks of genetic mutations, and never pass on their genes to offspring.

"My friend is a Chainwallet"

by mindorgasm April 15, 2009