Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

Flower Cat

A Cat with a flower on it`s Head

Wow, that a cute Flower cat dawg.

by The Flower Cat October 2, 2017

Meme Cat

Ollie is the progenitor of the “Polite Cat” meme, also known as the “He Looks Very Polite” meme. It all started with an unsuspecting 9GAG post, where someone submitted a very peculiar-looking cat whose mouth resembled that of a human's pressed in a straight line

Guy 1 - Hey Bro did you see the new meme I sent ya?
Guy 2 - Damn those meme cats always crack me up!

by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022

Vagina-Cat

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur

Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 4, 2009

Lemonade Cat

She is one of most well known tower, from a game on ROBLOX called Tower Heroes

Player1: "Do you have Lemonade Cat in your deck for this round?"
Player2: "No, I still didn't bought her from shop."
Player1: "Thanks I'm leaving this game!"

by SnakeOctoberSnake November 28, 2020

cat botherer

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.

Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.

by Layhefu September 22, 2013

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019