camel-dick

The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.

Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.

by MSGD August 28, 2015

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camel's nose

A camel's nose is sort of like a camel toe in a sense, except instead of the downstairs area of a woman the camel's nose is an awkwardly sized nose that puts people off when viewed

"That camel's nose is freakish and unsettling, my brain can't get around how ones nose looks this way"

by Pusseh slayah January 26, 2016

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Calmels • calmela • Calmelope • camel-toe • camel • camel jockey • camel tail • camel hump • camelia • Camelot

True story: A Nigerian scammer tried a new version of the scam on me for a camera I had listed on Craigslist. He told me he wanted to buy my camera for his fiancee and he's USAF stationed over seas. He then offered me more money than I asked for if I'd ship it to Nigeria.

I asked him if his fiancee were a camel because I knew he's a camel humping Nigerian scammer. I suggested he stop being a camelhump and get an honest job.

Camel jockeys and camelhumpers really hate references to themself and a camel. It's like the new N word, but specifically for them.

by rumplestiltskin123 March 5, 2016

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