California

If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.

Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!

by stainless67 August 30, 2022

california dip

The act of orally pleasuring a man whilst he is performing a push up! Generally performed after a woman can no longer stand to be on her knees!

My knees hurt Babe can we try a California Dip?

by kriskiki92 September 29, 2017

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

California Coastline

When a man nuts on a girl’s pussy while she pees, creating a wave-like design on her vagina.

Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do over the weekend?
Person 2: I took my girl to the California Coastline!

by Nutballs2025 October 18, 2025

California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.

"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."

by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024

California Salad Bar

The place where you buy your weed.

Got some good kush from the California Salad Bar.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.

When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.

by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022