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cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.
"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."
by soniiiety July 7, 2018
mugGet the cook my brewmug.

madison kaydence cook

The most beautiful girl in the world. No one can be like her . She is very smart and out going . You are lucky to even talk to her . She is an amazing person. She will love you forever and is very good at potrey ,and loves to sing .
Look at her . I know she is beautiful. She must be a Madison kaydence cook ..
by Annie9905 March 17, 2017
mugGet the madison kaydence cookmug.

Cooked

A way of saying fucked without cussing
Guy1: Dude, I got a 37% on this test and my parents want to see it!

Guy2: Oh man, bro you’re cooked
by Meme Lord1802 April 23, 2024
mugGet the Cookedmug.

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event
My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
mugGet the Cooked pussymug.

I'm Cooked

I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.

We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.

These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024
mugGet the I'm Cookedmug.

Cook machine

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1
The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space
by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020
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