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coker-factor 

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals
'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'
coker-factor by dan(paste) July 11, 2007
Related Words
Cokeney can be defined as a slack jawed yokell with newport short, soft pack, stained teeth and a bad Rihanna look alike hair cut that is often confused as a wig. Enjoyes snorting lines of cocaine and smuggles the dust into a secret hiding spot like a donkey faced hoe. Loves the cock.
Cokeney was looking like a hoe today. Okay, Coke-Knee! Cokeney lookin' Bitch
cokeney by Tomb Itconcerns November 22, 2007
see chickenhead or cluckhead. chickenhead chicken head with a dick in her mouth
trevor got aids the other night, he musta hooked up with cokene.
cokene by jay nutz March 17, 2008

cokesniffer 

a person who is addicted to cocaine, mostly to sniffing
- omg did u hear that Cesar's a cokesniffer ?
- hell no ?!
- hell yeah !!!
cokesniffer by Paul Kaye March 27, 2008
its a name for calling yourself/someone else, Hott, Sexy, Bombskies.

Dayum,,, its can mean ANYTHING REALLY!!!
dAYUM, hiS diCk iS SO COkEOO(;
Cokeoo by tOREEbEE August 3, 2009

Cokecrotch 

Another name used for 'cockroach' usually screamed by females camping in tents.
Oh my God a cokecrotch is crawling in my sleeping bag!
Cokecrotch by kalex1744 August 25, 2009