camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

by BertaB October 5, 2012

camel bum

when a woman's leggings are wedged into her buttocks, similar to a camel toe but with the bum.

Look at her camel bum! Its huge! Yoga pants are AWESOME!!!

by smellysnake January 11, 2014

camel popping

When a big girl is at the club wearing her hot pants and has camel toe and is popping her pussy while dancing.

Damn that big girl be camel popping all over this club!

by Biggurlsexy May 15, 2014

Camel Butting

Camel butting is a painful experience when someone is wearing granny panty underwear and it goes so far up their butt it becomes a thong. Often makes the camel butter cry and cranky. If one does have a camel butt, remove quickly, and tell no one!

The girl is camel butting so hard right now, she cant even walk.
- "Ow! No wonder she is so mad all the time!"

by The Dub October 26, 2014

Camel Food

When you put your head in a girls vagina

Jimmy had his girlfriend give him camel food

by pizzapocketsFTW November 24, 2014

Camel Flock

A pack of Arabs

Look at that camel flock

by MisterMCTastic January 15, 2015