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bloody whoop

A state of being totally messed up, screwed over, or in a chaotic situation, realizing it all stemmed from past uncontrollable excitement or impulsive decisions. It’s the moment when the thrill of the past catches up and the consequences hit hard.
Quitting my job to start a spontaneous road trip seemed like a great idea at the time... now I'm stuck in the desert with no gas. Bloody whoop.

We went all-in on that crazy business idea, and now we're drowning in debt. Bloody whoop.

I thought getting matching tattoos with my ex was a fun idea. Fast forward to the breakup, and now I'm stuck with her name on my arm. Bloody whoop.

I was so excited about refactoring the entire codebase in one night, but now the app is broken and the deployment is a disaster. Bloody whoop.
by oooveee joenson September 26, 2024
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Bloodie

Person 1: Ouch! I think I just popped a bloodie!
Person 2: Damn me too!!
by cat37lover August 18, 2021
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Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.
Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!
by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025
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bloody panther

Is a girl who is very fiesty also very disgusting while on there menstrual cycle period thing
Alexis: I’m on my period I want some taki pizza

Guy: you’re a bloody panther
by Deiongang January 16, 2018
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Bloody Rachel

When your fucking a girl and end up getting blood on them from an open wound and continue to fuck while bleeding on them
Hey bro last night I had bloody Rachel sex with the grip from the bar and she did not care
by GrizzlyFrost March 23, 2020
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bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.
Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!
by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020
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Bloody Urinal

Goat squad, gang gang gang, three women and the super smash bros fucking wit that blowporcupine
Henry: I fucking hate bloody Urinal

James: Goat Squad!
by Jacky Rosenstein December 21, 2021
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