Microwave Bitch

A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.

Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!

by Holl33 January 19, 2015

Faggot bitch

A bitch that claim she fwu, but always run off when something ain’t going her way.

Dat faggot bitch playin games dawgy bone, hope she suck a aids dick n die

by Lil Scotti March 24, 2022

Dusty bitch

An old, irrelevant, antiquated bitch. Will always state their opinions, even when they are offensive and unwanted.

"My mother-in-law's in town. She's such a dusty bitch."

by ghosttwat666 September 6, 2022

glitch bitch

this bitch antisepticeye who wants to ruin peoples lives and kill us all

glitch bitch is back at it again

the glitch bitch will kill us all

by hlhlflsjsbdb August 3, 2017

snickers bitch

What you call someone with a bitchy attitude caused by hunger

Tyler skipped lunch and is being such a snickers bitch!

by Am210 April 1, 2016

bitch drama

bitch drama is high maintenance feminine drama that is catastrophic for the person who has it and hilarious to that persons friends/ co-workers/acquaintances/bystanders.

Mike: Scott forgot it was his three month anniversary, so his gf threw his 50 inch plasma off the third floor balcony and told everyone he has a little dick.

Dave: (laughing,)Scott has major bitch drama.

by DElias January 12, 2009

Thottie Bitch

A girl that tries to play every nigga they see just so they can get all the attention.

Ayo you seen thottie bitch wit her new nigga.

by $tef October 8, 2018