twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

Bitter Biscuit

A person who is incredibly bitter.

"Rhiannan is a fucking bitter biscuit when she doesn't get what she wants."

by Jim Bob, Son of God March 15, 2017

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

sweat biscuit

Sweaty vagina

"I feel like a huge sweat biscuit!"

by Ualreadyknoothoo June 26, 2017

Cunt biscuit

A derogatory term for a abrasive and rude person of the female gender

"God what is Sarah's deal she always acts like a complete cunt biscuit when she comes over"

by Mtg187 August 25, 2017

Bunny biscuit

An ugly MILF that tries to seduce you.

His mom is a real Bunny Biscuit.

by Charles Darwin 23 October 22, 2017

black biscuit

A large, oily, buttery black booty

Was looking 4 a late nite snack, so i went 2 the club and got me a black biscuit

by Mj2020 April 22, 2018