Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 05, 2009

blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.

i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

by cool1256 May 23, 2017

Blue bath

The blue water inside a porta-potty

Hey did you see that kid get a blue bath when I knocked over that porta potty?

by Pauly Blart September 18, 2016

Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

by K._a._t._i._e._ June 01, 2017

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

by Raoskie August 08, 2017

Blue Pox

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.

"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"

by Katie Marie Bell October 14, 2011

blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.

"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"

by Pheon1xBorn January 30, 2005