colson attack

When your on any type of instant messaging service and someone has IM'ed you the second you sign on.

*Signs on AIM* (2:41:00 PM)
bob1234:((2:41:14 PM) hey whats up!
ME12244:(2:41:50 PM) dude, you just colson attacked me

by Delilah<3 July 30, 2007

Aim attack (smiley attack)

When one or more people instant message someone, and bombard them with a frenzy of smiley faces.

Happydudezzz (1:54:29 PM): hello
so yea im ryan (1:54:18 PM): hey
Happydudezzz (1:54:36 PM): (large sum of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:27 PM): wtf
Happydudezzz (1:54:43 PM): (more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:47 PM): (even more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:50 PM): (yes...more smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:38 PM): what the fuck is all this emotions
Happydudezzz (1:54:59 PM): (a flurry of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:49 PM): ahhhhh.

Aim attack (smiley attack)

by monroe perry December 5, 2007

Apache Attack Helicopter

A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.

Isn’t Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?

by Stupid Word Guy May 1, 2019

Keyboard Attacker

An internet stalker/attacker.

I talked to her a few times, but she turned out to be a keyboard attacker.

by BEldridge November 14, 2005

crack attack

When your underwear are riding up your butt!

Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!

by Barbara Moreno October 17, 2008

Apache attack helicopter

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"

by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022

cringe attack

When you see something so stupid or so cringy, that you have no option but to face-palm and die a little inside.

"Did you see all of those feminists and Donald Trump posts last night?'"

"Yeah, it made me have a cringe attack."

by Random redneck 1 August 14, 2016