Two Nights At Tommys 

A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back

Two Nights At Tommys Is Fatherless

Two Nights At Tommys by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse 

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025

we used to goon at ts 

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

we used to goon at ts by goonername333 May 27, 2025

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

All the women are orgasming at the same time by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon. 

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon. by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010

get your crumbs at the ready 

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

get your crumbs at the ready by acrestare July 3, 2011

rainy day at the beachhouse 

Any rainy summer day when the rain is almost a welcome excuse to lay around and play board games/read a book/listen to records etc. Participants need not actually be at a beach house or even be on vacation but must be away from work or work activities.

Well it looks like it's a rainy day at the beachhouse. Wanna play Parchesi?

rainy day at the beachhouse by Panicgirlsmiles June 21, 2015