ANGRY DRAGON

When your wife tells you " I don't think we have anything in common anymore" beg for just one more of her "great jobs" then when you cum, smack her in the back of the head, causing the sperm to fly out of her nose. She'll look just like an angry dragon, your last memory of her.

Lisa, you look just like an angry dragon!

by kozykole May 8, 2003

angry seaman

whilst out to sea, the captain orders the crew to perform bukkake on the prettiest man on board and then make him swab the deck with the crews seman and is not at all happy about it

The captain grew bored on the long trip so he instructed his crew to give the young lad an angry seaman to liven up the trip

by Blacky E September 10, 2008

angry bull

When you are getting head and you turn the person around and start anally fucking them. Then you pull back on their hair and ride them like a bull.

Logan turned around and began to give Mike an angry bull, and then realized that Mike was gay, and so was he.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

angry dragon

This is where you are taking a woman hard from behind and as you build up to your climax (the Vinegar Strokes) you withdraw and spit on her back. When she turns round to see smile satisfied that she has done a good job you fire into her face with gusto. The look on her face will resemble..... An Angry Dragon!!

Slept on the couch last night after I gave my miussus an Angry Dragon....

by Jonathan Conway August 18, 2006

Angry eggroll

A female of Asain decent whom is put in a position of authority. While in this position she assumes several other "sexual positions" with multiple other "partners and bosses". While in this positions she gets angry at everyone who talks about her sleeping her way to the top of the buisness ladder. Don't get in her path or you will have chopsticks in your back.

That ho bag wanted to get ahead at work so she became an angry eggroll. Man that angry eggroll is shiting on me hard. Damn that bamboo hurts when it's stuck into my back.

by Joshisamanslutfreeloader May 21, 2008

Angry Italian

Recieving oral whilst eating an italian dish.

I was eating my wife's chicken parm as she gave me angry italian.

by Michael J Tansey III March 12, 2008

angry dragon

All the other definitions are wrong. It's when you deliberately shoot your load directly up a girl's nose, making her snort loudly and forcefully to get it out.

"Take that bitch! If you'd swallow, I wouldn't have given you an angry dragon!"

by suicideslipknot May 7, 2009