When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.
The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.
by captainmark March 02, 2014
Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.
"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"
by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 14, 2017
an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.
by Bron2lee March 18, 2011
A high quality 40+ rated game where you walk around the house trying to find those moaning sounds because your horny as fuck. After finding the moaning sounds which came from the guest bedroom on your 3rd floor, you open the door to find your grandpa and your girlfriend filming a porno and spraying cum everywhere which lands on you blinding you. After you spam e to wipe all the cum of your face and out of your eyes, you go up to your Grandpa who is surprised to see you and spread his asshole 8 inches wide making a little cracking sound and putting your hand up it and pulling organs out killing him in the process. You throw his body and organs out the window then fuck your girlfriend hard till she dies.
Yo dude I was scarred for life after playing Pops asshole, I don't think I will be able to have sex ever again! Although the part where he fucked his girlfriend hard was pretty nice.
by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 07, 2020
1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.
2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.
2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.
by s.r.c.m October 07, 2009
Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".
by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004
by qmikeq September 29, 2006