Officer Asshole

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017

asshole intervention

A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.

Alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention.

by Mr. Greenwood May 31, 2009

Pre-Asshole

When a random person nearly oversteps his or her physical or emotional bounds when doing normal tasks such as driving.

C: 'What the hell is that guy up to in the car in front of us?'

B: 'He is just exercising his pre-asshole rights!'

by thtplc July 22, 2010

joyless asshole

A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.

"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"

by GD-Defined December 26, 2013

Jewish Asshole

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.

1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

Stingy asshole

Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".

Nick, you are a stingy asshole.

by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004

agent asshole

Agent Asshole tells on people for talking in the agent room.

"Those fucks in outbound are agent assholes, so don't wright anything in the agent room"

by qmikeq September 30, 2006