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Officer Asshole

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.
"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"
by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017
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raunchy asshole

someones who's ass is crusty , rusty , hairy and unwashed for probably about 10 years
by boston bobby March 17, 2014
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Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.
Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
by tyandmonique November 1, 2017
mugGet the Wet Assholemug.

joyless asshole

A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.
"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"
by GD-Defined December 26, 2013
mugGet the joyless assholemug.

Jewish Asshole

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.
1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole
by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009
mugGet the Jewish Assholemug.

Stingy asshole

Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".
by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004
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agent asshole

Agent Asshole tells on people for talking in the agent room.
"Those fucks in outbound are agent assholes, so don't wright anything in the agent room"
by qmikeq September 30, 2006
mugGet the agent assholemug.

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