pancake dinner part 3

Alone together on a Saturday or Sunday night, during a quiet moment by the pool, we may have shared a pancake dinner together, or practiced ordering another pancake dinner that would actually never come -- from Denny's, if Denny's existed back then, or from our favorite seedy restaurant in Reseda or Van Nuys.

We may have waited for our perfect pancake dinner for hours, may have watched capitalism's slow, factory corruption in slow motion, and may have made promises of love and loyalty to each other so severe that here we are again, in the next life, enjoying pancake dinner together again. 🥞

Pancake dinner, big brother. Don't worry -- little brother is on the way to save the day. Tonight, tomorrow, and always.

(if you like this writing style, you're going to love the book of bisexual men's short stories, The Stories of John Cheever, when that part of your 39th birthday present arrives late ^_^)

Pancake dinner part 3. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.

by t_hags December 6, 2024

pancake stomp

When you go to waffle stomp but you miss the drain so you smash it into the floor.

Yesterday I pancake stomp the shower for two hours

by Ryhillgin December 21, 2024

Pancaking

Shitting inside of your pillow case and laying on it so it's squished flat by the weight of your head.

I've made a habit of pancaking instead of going to the bathroom at night when I'm feeling lazy.

by c0ld_flame July 13, 2024

Pancake

Flat and doughy. A person with no shape or personality. Incompetent.

Stop playing video games and get a f***ing life, pancake!

by Mahoney1 February 22, 2011

Banana Cream Pancakes

The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.

Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.

by TheFatCrayon October 12, 2023

chocolate pancake

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream

I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had

by Dämïöñ April 3, 2019

Buttering pancakes

To liquify things in acid, likely people.

Sorry I was muted for so long, I was busy buttering pancakes.

by anonymous May 26, 2022