Fudge Almighty

When a person becomes so enraged, that they burst this out instead of cussing.

"Fudge Almighty!!!!" *fell on a piece of sharp glass *

by Zrlda June 11, 2013

roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.

"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"

by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

kenny almkvist

The shortest man alive. So short he can´t reach the thing at the top of the shelf

Wow kenny almkvist u r so short

by Limpdick.com January 30, 2017

danny almeida

Super amazing guy. WOOW he loves his girl "Geneviëve" he's the best guy around!!

Danny Almeida

by Ploppoppp February 25, 2017

red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red

Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though

by Kennif September 16, 2017

Burnt almonds

Unexplained

I smell the scent of burnt almonds

by Roberttoti December 8, 2017