nut log

the poop of a gay man

After getting his fudge packed all night at the after party, Kimmel really needed to drop a nut log off at the pool.

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.

“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”

by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025

Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.

I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.

by Loggingking September 5, 2023

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 26, 2020

West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.

I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log

by Mrbeefy090 July 28, 2016

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020