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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7
god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!
by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010
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Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.
DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.
by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011
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Tool

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.
by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020
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Tool

A male who's not a toy.
Fred was a tool so people didn't try to play with him too much.
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2019
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Clueless Tool

A person who is unknowingly manipulated or exploited by others.

• This individual might be naive, easily fooled, or lack the awareness to recognize when they're being used to achieve someone else's agenda.

• They might be considered "clueless" in their inability to discern the motives of those around them or their role as a "tool" or pawn in someone else's scheme.

• An expert manipulator often allows the “tool” to believe the agenda is his (tool’s) own idea.

See: Project 2025

(Place Presidential Portrait Here)
The boys in Tom Sawyer's neighborhood were clueless tools. easily manipulated into paying Tom for the "privilege" of whitewashing the fence.
by wfb.sage August 19, 2025
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