A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
Get the COVID Kevinmug. by 61yearoldafricanmalelooking January 13, 2022
Get the kevin hartmug. The gene that is passed from mother/father to kid that define him as a kevin. It manifest itself by a high presence of Honda Civic near a Kevin nest
Chad : Why is there so much Honda Civic in the street ?
Math : Look at this house, they all have the Kevin Gene
Math : Look at this house, they all have the Kevin Gene
by Soockamasook May 19, 2021
Get the Kevin Genemug. Kevin, kevin, kevin. Where do I start? This guy seriously has a heart of gold and I wouldn't trade him for the world. Seriously a person I feel comfortable around and having a friend like him can really make the day better sometimes. He's soft, but he's tough. He has so much potential, and his creativity level is insane. I really hope he never changes. Whoever his soulmate is out there, they better know they are so, SO lucky to have someone like him in their life, because as his friend, I know I feel I lucky. I would sacrifice my life just so he could continue his. I love the guy, he's a total goofball. His smile is adorable, his eyes sparkle, and his hair is SO FLUFFFFFYYY. When I first met him, I knew him as the nice kid in my third grade class. Little did I know I was going to be building a friendship to last a lifetime. His personality is AMAZING, his kindness can brighten your whole day. He's a pretty decent hugger, not gonna lie. He's someone you can talk to for hours without getting even a little bored. He deserves the world and I can't wait to see what he does in his future. Whatever he decides to do in the near future, I know it'll be amazing to witness. Stay awesome, and happy birthday Kev.
Person 1: Who's that kid coming our way?
Person 2: Ohh, that's Kevin Moreno
EVERYONE AT ONCE: WE LIKE KEVIN
Person 2: Ohh, that's Kevin Moreno
EVERYONE AT ONCE: WE LIKE KEVIN
by The Nerd~ May 24, 2021
Get the Kevin Morenomug. An expensive wallet, usually from brands like Gucci, LV, or Supreme.
Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.
I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.
When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.
I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.
When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.
by Ultra rich boi July 21, 2020
Get the Kevin's Walletmug. vietnamese dude, big time hypbeast, (keshi, dean, jaypark) lover, loves his yeezys/jordans and chains, dresses like an abb, got the lexus, always down for boba dates, most likely know a vivian tran, most likely a big douchebag, 'fake' hood accent, and gold rimmed glasses x_x
kevin ngyuen: "lemme put chu on to this super underground artist. you prolly never heard of him, KESHI"
by hahaahhahahahahhahhhahhahhahha March 3, 2022
Get the kevin ngyuenmug. The act of attempting to curl out a solid turn onto a partners stomach, but proceeding to shower them in liquid faecal matter
by Donc1305 February 15, 2023
Get the Wet Kevinmug.