handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.

"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."

by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006

good job

can be used as an insult. When someone says something they just found out, but you already knew. Stating the obivous.

1+1=2... Good Job! or Planes fly in the sky... Good job!

by Peiser March 28, 2005

job for a cowboy

An awsome metal band out of Glendale Arizona.They have played at many major concerts but remain fairly unknown.

My ass still hurts from when Job For A Cowboy played at the California Metal Fest.

by J-Bix May 17, 2006

jason job

Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results

WOW he was really hot but it was a jason job

by 73pontiacguy January 1, 2008

Loub Job

Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.

Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?

by Nora Wrana December 9, 2008

Jew-Job

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

hand job

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.

I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.

by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008