drunk train

The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.

We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.

by draco677 May 17, 2016

Jabba Drunk

When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.

He was so Jabba Drunk last night he couldn’t form a sentence if he wanted to!

by JenBamer April 28, 2019

Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.

Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.

by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.

Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.

by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012

alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine

Jake is such an alpha drunk

by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016

Drunk With Disorders

A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.

David is such a Drunk With Disorders

by ClownJuice March 22, 2022

Drunk Dillon

Someone who gets fucked up to a point when they shit their pants.

Last night, Paul got Drunk Dillon after the party.

by $hitpedia February 16, 2017