Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.

The Chicago Bears are hopeless.

by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011

gummy bear

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with no teeth.

Todd got a job at the nursing home so he could get a few gummy bears from the residents.

by ToddGeoff May 21, 2008

koala bear

Very cute but very evil lil marsupials

there cute and cuddly, but they will fuck you up, koalas r gangster

by Big Robert April 7, 2005

Jungle Bear

A disrespectful way to refer to a bear in the game “Gang Beast” especially colored ones

“I HATE JUNGLE BEARS”

by Jungle bear78 January 22, 2022

Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.

That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."

by D.R.7 May 12, 2011

BEAR POKER

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show

I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.

by reconboy May 10, 2018

bear ice

Really fucking powerful ice

Oh shit yeah this bear ice is awesome

by theiceman92 May 9, 2011