softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

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More perfection than perfection

A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.

“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”

by _bitches_ September 10, 2019

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cuter than popcorn farts

Your really fucking cute baby

"Damn girl, your cuter than popcorn farts"

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Bigger than me

A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.

Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

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