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69 plumpkin

the guy is on the toilet taking a shit and picks up the girl while she is sucking his dick and he is eating her out she is taking a shit. The guy is on the toilet up right while she is upside down.
Man i got shit on my head from that 69 plumpkin.
by Turtleman000069 May 30, 2011
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by U s e r name November 5, 2019
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*69

“Hey do you know why it’s called *69?”
“Oh, because the * looks like a butthole.”
by buttholeavenger October 21, 2022
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69 Bracelets

This is a bracelet worn by two men to enhance their ability of ejaculation when performing 69 with each other. They are worn on the tips of both of the men's penises to stimulate a large rope like ejaculation of semen. 69 bracelets may also be decorated with candy to enhance the flavor of deep-throating, and also to combine the taste of candy with semen, thus generating an overall more enjoyable 69 experience.
"Last night I used 69 Bracelets while doing 69 which made me nut really hard, and when my partner came, the candy made the semen taste even better than usual!"
by mike the penetrator July 11, 2015
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pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!
by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014
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69 carat

A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold.
Guy1: and how much carat is that gold?
Guy2: 69 carat.
Guy1: are you fucking stupid?
by seudoman May 20, 2025
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