jam out with my clam out

The female version of rock out with my cock out.

Time to hit the bar and jam out with my clam out.

by KittyWell January 9, 2010

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

my unicorn just ate the moon

If you typed this in to Urban Dictionary you are completely stoned.

my unicorn just ate the moon then i flew away on my computers feet?

by Blawhoa November 17, 2010

Get the FUCK out of my Delorean

A response to a comment that is completely unbelievable and/or ridiculous.

Jose: You know the chick you tried to go home with last night? Well, she sort of ended up at my house instead.

Ryan: Get the FUCK out of my Delorean!!!

by Ryan Hughes April 21, 2008

White people stole my car

One of the hottest search terms on Google during April 2010. Apparently using Google to search this term would result in Google suggesting "Do you mean black people stole my car?" This has now been fixed by Google to not display this particular suggestion.

Originally the phrase was used by spammers and malware sites - clicking on many of the sites that come up for this search term will infect the users machine.

Dude, when I Googled "white people stole my car" nothing came up. Google then suggested that black people did it.

by monkeypooper April 14, 2010

Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.

Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"

by majic mountain December 17, 2009

My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"

by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010