Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018

dumber than owl shit

Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.

People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.

by Chris Wollesen April 1, 2006

shit fuck in a piss bucket

I don't really know, but it came out of my mouth one day for some reason and now I say it all the time.

me- gimme a smoke, dude
P.-that was the last one, fool
me- SHIT FUCK IN A PISS BUCKET, MOTHERFUCKER!

by Joe July 15, 2004

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.

Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.

by fuckmepless May 28, 2018

Do sharks shit in the sea?

To respond in the extreme affirmative.

Fancy a beer at lunch? Do sharks shit in the sea?

by BottomBiter May 22, 2009

let the shit hit the fan

Sometimes it's advantageous to ignore the problem, let it explode, and have other people deal with it. This policy is called "let the shit hit the fan".

A: Look, these numbers they gave us are really wrong.
B: I say, let the shit hit the fan and then they'll fix it.

by UrbanCulture July 11, 2006