this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?

by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

I can’t :/

An excuse used by simps, followed by “I’m injured” or “I’m tired bruh” when actually they are making TikToks.

Jack: yo can you hangout today?
Kye: I can’t :/

by REP YO CITY July 5, 2020

Why should I?

If you want to know a word Search it in the search box.It Legitimately Says “Type Any Word”.
So type your word. Don’t ask why.

Kevin: “Why should I?”

Helen: “Did they really just ask the search box why they they should search any word?”

Johnathan: “I think they did. Why the hell would you ask that to a search box?”

by Jobn126 July 8, 2020

I liked you.

Simply the past tense of “I like you” the use of “liked” stands for you broke their heart and they don’t feel like going back to you anymore, nothing could ever compare to you until you had to ruin everything.

I liked you can be said as a friend and or as more than a friend. Can be said as=
- “I liked you. But you hurt me, Megan.”

by I wish?? July 18, 2020

I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

i love you most

a phrase for when you love someone, unarguably, the most.

"Wow, I love you most" Piper said to her girlfriend Sam (who profusely argues that she loves Piper the most)

by pippypeabody July 29, 2020