cost per fuck

Cost per fuck. This was explained to me back in the 1990's in Newport Beach, California. Say a cute young girl is dating a rich old man. He takes her to dinner a few nights a week, buys her gifts like jewelry and a car, they go on vacations, he pays her rent, etc. You total up how much he has spent on her then divide it by how many times they have sex. That becomes the cost per fuck. It also works for married people. Some married couples don't have any sex at all.

How much money is spent divided by sex. That becomes cost per fuck

by dollygirl August 18, 2014

figure it the fuck out

The only "Secret" you'll ever need. Life isn't fair. Shit happens. You DO have the power to create your life and change your destiny, but not by wishing for it. It may take blood, sweat or tears. And sometimes booze at 8 am. Nobody's judging. Just figure your shit out.

Daryl: "Rick's lost his mind since Lori died, so I'm just going to have to figure it the fuck out. Let's go, Carol."

by LDV2013 November 1, 2013

fucking joke mate

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

by tip2 September 22, 2011

Fuck the Discord Day

A day on December 18th, directly following Fuck the Owner day, in which the Owner can ping anyone without complaint

Guy 1: Did you hear that today is Fuck the Owner day?

Guy 2: Yeah, but tomorrow's the 18th, Fuck the Discord day! We're all fucked!

by AnonButNotCringe December 17, 2020

fuck you hard

Beating like an African drum

Cara, I wanna fuck you so hard!!!

by Ice March 24, 2003

a big fucking deal

Joe Biden's euphemism for Health Care Reform.

"Hey Joe, what do you call this Health Care Reform Bill?"

"This is a big fucking deal."

by miketwo March 23, 2010

Fuck you Friday

1. A Friday on the verge of a stellar weekend ruined by an unfortunate event.

2. The best damn rock band founded by a Renson.

Your boss throws you a last minute project that needs to be completed before Monday. (Usually salvaging their own weekend at the expense of yours!)

The Stock Market makes an unexpected jump or plunge on what should be a relatively quiet day and you miss the action!

The Weather (Especially if you live in the North East...never fails)

You name it...if it's the end of the week and a kick to the balls....it's a
Fuck You Friday!

by Duke Shivance Shivance June 13, 2008