Straight up Bourne shit

When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.

Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"

Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"

Manny "Dude check me out"

Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building

Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"

by MannyET December 16, 2009

(P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate

An extremely annoying situation in which on attempts to urinate standing up but is unable to due to the inevitable urge to Shit and since this is impossible due to the current position of the urinator one reaches a P.S.S

Fred: Hey man what took ya so long in the piss pot?
Gary: Sorry dude got the case of (P.S.S) Piss Shit Stalemate..
Fred: oh...

by Germain Detrick August 6, 2010

Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

by shitgiver April 15, 2015

am i a piece of shit

yes yes u are

"am i a piece of shit"

"yes"
-mom

by GoDieInAHoleUPieceOfShit September 20, 2020

next level hoe shit

Something of extreme ridiculousness.

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 September 19, 2017

Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.

Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."

by DopeManDog July 28, 2016