I would do my part

A subtle way to say that you would obviously hook up with an attractive girl, without sounding desperate.

Ian: Wow, Lily is looking good today. I would love to lay her out on that table and...
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.

by John Wilkes Boothman October 8, 2009

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

Bitch better have my honey

The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.

Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?

Blake: Fuuur sure.

Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!

Blake: Bitch better have my honey.

Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.

by K Diz Mc October 9, 2012

blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)

Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.

by RSD July 7, 2006

wanna see my costco socks

When you and your lad happen to be changing in the same room (for whatever reason). So you ask him if he wants to see your socks. Little does he know your dick is hanging out and he sees your junk while looking at your socks

"Hey Joe, wanna see my costco socks?"

by Your moms new boyfriend September 20, 2017

I Have Children In My Basement

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

It's like one of my japanese animes

The phrase you say, when you find something that references to the anime. In real life.
Or just Otacon from metal gear solid.

Person A gets confronted by the robot ninja.
Person A : What's with these guys?
Person A : ...It's like one of my japanese animes...

by Sosku10 August 7, 2021